humorism!!!-of corporates!!!!

Goofy gestalt effect

INFOSYS ism

You have a thousand poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, and sendthem one at a time to the US for milking.

WIPRO ism

GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.

DELL ism

Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both and sell it As Cow's milk.

IBM ism

You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to unsuspectingsmall businessmen.

MICROSOFT ism

You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a milliondollars to feed poorer cows.SUNismYou have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft.

ORACLE ism

You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools tohelp milk cows.SAPismYou don't have a cow. You sell milking solutions for cows implemented By milking consultants.

APPLE ism

You have a cow. You sell iMilk.

SONY ism

You have a cow. You spend 50 million dollars to develop the world's thinnest milk.

HP ism

You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milkingsolutions through Authorized Resellers only.

GEism

You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someonefinds out, that's his imagination at work.

RELIANCEism

You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501,because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.

CITIBANKism

Welcome to citibank. If you have a cow, press one. If you have a bull,press two... stay on the line if you would like our customer careofficer to milk it for you...

TATAism

You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.

swash buckled!!!!

vasan