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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wifestayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord:I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays athome.I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switchwith mine for a day. Amen.God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning,sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, Set outtheir school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, Drove themtoschool, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to thecleaners....And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went groceryshopping, Then drove home to put away the groceries, Paid the bills andbalanced thecheckbook.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, dothe laundry,vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to theschool to pick up the kids! and got into an argument with them on the wayhome.Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do theirhomework,Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did theironing.At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables forsalad,breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
Aftersupper,he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathedthe kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though hisdaily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to makelove,which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,Lord,I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's beingable to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied,
"My son, I feel you have learnedyour lesson and I will be happy to change th! ings back to the way theywere.You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant lastnight.
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