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Saturday, February 2, 2008

Humor-GRE vs normal!!!!!

GRE Student vs Normal Person
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GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices wouldbe advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.
A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses should not throw stones
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GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
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GRE STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not trulyauriferous.
NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
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GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
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GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.
NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
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GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.
NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
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GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries ofsmall, green, biophytic plant.
NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
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GRE STUDENT: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend tocongregate.
NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
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GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
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GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous torectitude.
NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
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GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitatelydeparted lactile fluid.
NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
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GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuatedcanine with innovative maneuvers.
NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks
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GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.
NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
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GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possessesthereby the optimal cachinnation.
NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
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GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores withoutinterludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.
NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
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GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance inignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.
NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
M etymology!!!!

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