JUST KNOW SOME OF THE ROLES OF GOD IN SOFTWARE JOBS.....
Brahma-Systems Installation
Vishnu-Systems Administration & Support
Lakshmi-Finance and Accounts consultant
Saraswati--Training and Knowledge Management
Shiva--DBA (Crash Specialist)
Narada--Data transfer
Yama--Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant
Chitragupta--IDP & Personal Records
Apsaras--Downloadable Viruses
Devas--Mainframe Programmers
Surya--Solaris Administrator
Rakshasas--In house Hackers
Ravan--Internet Explorer WWWF
Kumbhakarnan--Zombie Process
Lakshman--Support Software and Backup
Hanuman--Linux/s390
Vaali--M$ Windows
Sugreeva--DOS
Jatayu--Firewall
Dronacharya--System Programmer
Vishwamitra--Sr. Manager Projects
Shakuni--Annual appraisal & Promotion
Valmiki--Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)
Krishna--SDLC (
Sudarshan-- Wheel Development Life Cycle )
Dharm!--- araj
Yudhishthira--ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)
Arjun--Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)
Abhimanyu--Trainee Programmer
Draupadi--Motivation & Team building
Bhima--MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM
Duryodhana--Microsoft product Written in VB
Karna--Contract programmer
Dhrutarashtra--Visual C++
Gandhari--Dreamweaver
100 Kauravas--Microsoft Service Packs and patches
And
Ganapathy
compiler of all these..
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