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Monday, February 4, 2008

HUMOR-before and after marriage!!!!

Before and After Marriage

BEFORE MARRIAGE

MAN : It was so hard to wait.

WOMAN : Do you want me to leave?

MAN : NO! Don't even think about it.

WOMAN : Do you love me?

MAN : Of course! Over and over!

WOMAN : Have you ever cheated on me?

MAN : NO! Why are you even asking?

WOMAN : Will you kiss me?

MAN : Every chance I get!

WOMAN : Will you hit me?

MAN : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

WOMAN : Can I trust you?
MAN : Yes.

WOMAN : Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE



READ FROM BOTTOM
TO TOP !!!!!!!!!!

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