Humor-musings

The following quotes slipped out while laughing...'njoy

Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and theother is husband

I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but theywanted cash

A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms

Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without,,, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it

True friends stab you in the front

Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me

Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner

You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss

Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

Hey just hold it....Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk becausethey have to say something

and i'm a fool